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  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  3. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  4. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  5. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  8. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  9. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  10. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."

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