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  1. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  2. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  3. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  4. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  5. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  6. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  7. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  8. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  9. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  10. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

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