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  1. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  2. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  3. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  4. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  5. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  9. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  10. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

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