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  1. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  2. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  3. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  4. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  5. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  6. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  7. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  9. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  10. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

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