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  1. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  2. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  3. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  4. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  5. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  6. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  7. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  8. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  9. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  10. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

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404 2a06:98c0:36… · United Kingdom England City of London · Cloudflare, Inc.
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