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Today's Jokes

  1. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  2. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  3. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  4. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  5. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  6. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  7. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  8. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  9. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  10. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

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