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Today's Jokes

  1. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  2. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  3. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  4. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  5. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  6. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  7. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  8. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  9. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  10. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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https://hhe*.shop/robots.txt Jul 18, 2026 4:29 AM
404 40.77.167.xxx · United States Virginia Boydton · Microsoft Azure Cloud (eastus2)
https://hgr*.shop/product-category/2-textilehommeadultesportstylejacket/ Jul 18, 2026 4:28 AM
OK 43.167.239.xxx · Japan Tokyo Shibuya City · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
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https://www.hpl*.shop/ Jul 18, 2026 4:28 AM
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http://fun*.shop/ Jul 18, 2026 4:11 AM
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