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  1. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  2. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  3. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  4. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  5. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  6. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  7. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  8. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  9. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  10. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

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